Once upon a time there was a little girl
WITH GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
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In Honor of Lee Rigby, Rest in Peace
i should draw the last day characters’ parents some day and maybe the rest of their family
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?
And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.
Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.
Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.
During a steady pause while having sex, grab your partner by the crotch, lean in close, and whisper “Where is Charles Lee” then go to the window to preform a leap of faith into a pile of leaves.
The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, & Assassin’s Creed Posters by Gamerprint
Assassin’s Cage
Well played, Ubisoft.
This is a roundabout in Livingston, Scotland.
Every time I pass it I believe that it is actually a giant Assassin’s Creed symbol and that there is a secret Assassin’s chamber underneath it.
accidentally misreading something is the worse
especially when you have to go back and try to fix the mistake you made because you misread something but you can’t delete or edit the original thing so you just kind of send a new one saying “PLEASE IGNORE THE PREVIOUS ONE I FUCKED UP I’M SORRY”
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
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